Mr. Who and I have killed hundreds, possibly thousands. Selfishly, gleefully, and more than once. We have poisoned, maimed, and lured many of the unsuspecting to their deaths.
In our defense, they entered our home without permission, and the police are no help. They do not care that hundreds of sugar ants have committed a home invasion.
In the winter. In Ohio. What self-respecting ant comes out of their warm abodes in -10 degree weather? They deserve their little ant fates.
Mr. Who and I use the tried and true Terro Ant Killer for our little friends. They are attracted to the delicious Borax laden liquid and before they are slowly killed, they take it back to the colony to share it with their besties. It works well, and 2 days later our kitchen infestation is over.
It reminds me of the movies Outbreak, Quarantine, and Contagion. I can’t help but wonder what it was like in the colony when the ants come back with their infectious, little ant selves. Here they are, the best of the best, sent out by their leaders to find some food. The starving colony anxiously awaits their return. Wife ants hold their baby ants close while waving goodbye to their heroic husband ants.
Then they return. But they are not the same. They are Dead Ants Walking.
One by one, they start acting strange, coughing a lot, sneezing uncontrollably, high fever, aches, chills, etc. Doctor ants are perplexed, and the ant hospitals are gaining more patients by the hour. Other ants that touch those that came back from beyond are getting sick, too. Slowly they die, one by one. The CoD (Center of Death) cannot pinpoint the origins, and soon they die, too.
They will never know that it was I, CarrieLou Who, like the rhesus monkey, the plague ravaged rat, and the guano infected banana eating piglet, who started the Contagion.
I’d like to say I’d never do it again, but I hate those freakin’ things.