So I was shown an article today about the possibility of peach scented girly bits.

Yeah, you read that right.

Oh, and it was developed by dudes.

Thanks, dudes!

Peach in woman’s hands, Image Credit: ShutterstockBecause these men are very concerned about women’s urinary tract infections and yeast infections, they have come up with a lovely probiotic that will help clear that shiz right up.

The bonus? Your vagina will smell like a peach.

That’s right, ladies, your vagina will now remind everyone around you of Georgia, and pie, and that song by The Presidents of the United States of America.

I have a few thoughts:

1. Will they make chocolate scented UTI meds for guys? Probably not, we wouldn’t be that lucky.

2. How strong will this peach scent be? Will everyone around you smell it and automatically know that you have a UTI or yeast infection? That’s TMI on a level I’m not sure I will ever be comfortable with.

*sniff sniff* “Oh, HEY, Marsha, smells like you have a UTI!”

3.  The ramifications of this scented vagine-ny goodness could be huge. What if a man was innocently eating a peach on his way home from work, and his wife smells it on him. She might think he was cheating and kill have a serious talk with him.

4. Will they come up with new scents every few years? Not a huge fan of peaches, myself, maybe I want popcorn, or peanut butter. Maybe I want to smell like a Dairy Queen Peanut Buster Parfait with extra peanuts, and peanut butter sauce on the side?

I hope this was just an interesting side effect, and not on purpose, because, really, I already dye my hair, shave my legs, pluck that one winding chin hair that is longer than I am tall, do I really need to scent my vagina, too?

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